Fukitol t-shirt

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Over Worked?
Job Suck?
Family Problems?
Money Worries?

Well, here is a pill for you!

When life just blows... FUKITOL!

Fukitol t-shirt

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Funny Bluetooth t-shirt

Friday, March 27, 2009

If you can't stand the idiots walking around with that stupid bluetooth attached to their ear, help us get the message out with this funny t-shirt that says "No, That Doesn't Make You Look Any Cooler Dickhead"!

Funny Bluetooth t-shirt

Eat Pussy t-shirt

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Here's an offensive t-shirt that some people won't get. That's what makes it so funny! Get the Eat Pussy t-shirt, and make people try to figure it out.

Eat Pussy t-shirt

Bitch Set Me Up t-shirt

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

A new spin on the famous Marion Barry quote, the Bitch Set Me Up t-shirt is perfect for divorcees, and it also makes a great bachelor party t-shirt!

Bitch Set Me Up t-shirt

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Offensive Jersey t-shirt

Monday, March 23, 2009

I heard that Jersey girls are easy, and I just found out it's true. Been there, done that, and got the t-shirt...

Jersey Sucking Dick t-shirt

What Happens in Your Mom's Mouth

Friday, March 20, 2009

OK, so we're back on your mom again. We can't help it... she's just so damn easy.

Who cares what happens in Vegas? This offensive t-shirt says "if your mom is willing to blow me, I won't tell anyone" and it's funny at the same time. Get a shirt, button, sticker or mug. A great put down design.

What Happens in Your Mom's Mouth t-shirt

Fear No Evil t-shirt

Thursday, March 19, 2009

"Yea as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil... for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley."

Show your attitude with this funny offensive t-shirt, and nobody will fuck with you.

I Fear No Evil shirt
I Fear No Evil t-shirt

Most Offensive St. Patrick's Day t-shirt

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

We found it... The #1 Most Offensive St. Patrick's Day t-shirt on the internet!

"Kiss me on the head of my shaft while massaging my testicles with coco butter and pinching my nipples as I build towards orgasm on your face, I'm Irish"

Even if she just does the first thing, it's still pretty cool. Here's to a Happy St. Patrick's Day... and a happy ending!

Kiss Me I'm Irish t-shirt

Naughty St. Patrick's Day t-shirt

Monday, March 9, 2009

Don't forget to wear your shamrocks when you go out on St. Patrick's Day! Get the Naughty Shamrocks t-shirt with the lucky leprechaun, and make them wonder what he's trying to hide!

Last chance for St. Patrick's Day t-shirts, with a FREE upgrade to 2-day shipping!

Naughty Shamrocks t-shirt shirt
Naughty Shamrocks t-shirt by Wicked Pissa Tees

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I Wanna Mount You t-shirt

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Forget the dew, I'd rather do you! Who wants to get vertical with extreme sports, and highly caffeinated sodas?

Get the I Wanna Mount You t-shirt, and get horizontal instead!

I Wanna Mount You tshirt
I Wanna Mount You t-shirt

Simon Says You're An Asshole!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Simon's not the only one!

Go retro with the Simon Says You're An Asshole t-shirt. Cool vintage game design on this funny offensive t-shirt is sure to get plenty of laughs! They won't even realize that you're calling them all assholes!

Offensive humor t-shirts

Fuck Off I'm Irish t-shirt

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

OK, since we're on an Irish kick, we couldn't resist... If you don't like it, Fuck Off I'm Irish!

Show your Irish pride on St. Patrick's Day or anytime with the Fuck Off I'm Irish t-shirt! If you offend anyone, Fuck 'em... they shouldn't be out on St. Patrick's day anyway!

Fk Off Irish shirt
Fuck Off I'm Irish t-shirt

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with funny Irish t-shirts from our shop, and SAVE $5 on a purchase of $50!

Fuck Me I'm Irish t-shirt

Monday, March 2, 2009

Our favorite offensive St. Patrick's Day t-shirt has to be the Fuck Me I'm Irish t-shirt! It's perfect for guys or girls to wear while crawling the pubs drinking their green beer!

Forget the Kiss Me I'm Irish tees, and even the Blow Me I'm Irish shirts... You're out there to get drunk and fuck, so let's be clear about it. Nobody is going to remember by tomorrow anyway.

Fuck Me I'm Irish shirt
Fuck Me I'm Irish t-shirt

Blow Me I'm Irish t-shirt

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Why get a Kiss Me I'm Irish t-shirt for St. Patrick's Day, when you can wear a Blow Me I'm Irish t-shirt? Would you rather have a kiss or a blowjob? Let's be honest about what we really want, and see what kind of response you get while pub crawling on St. Patrick's Day!

Blow me I'm Irish t-shirt shirt
Blow me I'm Irish t-shirt

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Crude t-shirts

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

OK, random topic today... but I was chatting with a friend on facebook, and she mentioned that she had to trim her bush... at that point, I had to log off and send her a link to this...

Razors... Because Shag Carpet Was SO 70's t-shirt

I won't mention any names... but you know who you are, you skanky hoe... forget the razor, go get a bikini wax!

Kiss My Ass it's Irish t-shirt

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Get ready for St. Patrick's Day with funny & offensive Irish t-shirts! Our favorite shirt to show your Irish pride is the Kiss My Ass It's Irish t-shirt! Let the world know that if they don't appreciate leprechauns and green beer, they can just kiss you ass!

Kiss My Ass It's Irish shirt
Kiss My Ass It's Irish t-shirt by Wicked Pissa Tees

How to Get a Boyfriend t-shirt

Friday, February 13, 2009

To all of you ladies who are bitching and moaning about how you don't have anyone to celebrate Valentine's Day with... listen up! It's really not that hard to get a man. Just follow these 3 rules on how to get a boyfriend:

1. Dress like a slut
2. Laugh at our jokes
3. Put out on the first date

How to Get a Boyfriend t-shirt

Oh yeah, and quit your bitchin'... nobody wants to hear it.

You Suck t-shirt

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

People suck. If you're a people hater, then you know what I'm talking about. Have you ever wanted to get in someones face and scream "YOU SUCK"? Well, now you can with the You Suck t-shirt!

Now you won't have to waste your breath on people who suck. Just stand in front of them. They'll get the message.

Your Girlfriend Fucks Like a Champ

Saturday, February 7, 2009

OK... we'll get off your mom for a few minutes, but only because we need to tell you something serious...

Your girlfriend fucks like a champ! She really does. So, today we're wearing the Your Girlfriend Fucks Like a Champ t-shirt to let everyone know.

By the way, I taught her that thing you like.

Your Mom Rated E for Everyone

Thursday, February 5, 2009

So, speaking of your mom... we heard she's been "Rated E" for everyone! Actually everyone heard.

This one has been around for a while, but it always makes me laugh. See how many people you can piss off with the Your Mom Rated E for Everyone t-shirt!
your mom rated E tshirt
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Goodbye T-shirt Hell!

Monday, February 2, 2009

T-shirt Hell is closing it's doors. If you can appreciate truly offensive humor, you know who we're talking about. For those who don't have a clue, you can read the news at Tech Crunch.

T-shirt Hell will certainly be missed by those who aren't afraid to show their sense of humor. We hope to help those on the quest for funny & offensive tees, by continuing to provide the funniest & most offensive t-shirts on the web. To those who can't handle it, we have the same statement as Mr. Megatron did... Fuck You!

and to Mr. Sunshine Megatron...

Tell Your Mom I Said Thanks t-shirt

Anti-Valentine Fuck Off t-shirt

Friday, January 30, 2009

If you're against the forced romance of Valentine's Day, show it with the funniest candy heart we've seen! Make a statement with the Fuck Off t-shirt! The message doesn't get any clearer than this.

Anti Valentine's t-shirt shirt
Anti Valentine's t-shirt

I Need Head t-shirt

Saturday, January 24, 2009

I need head, so do you... what guy doesn't? Ask for your blowjob with the I need head t-shirts & gifts! You need head, your dick needs head... wear the t-shirt.

My Other Shirt is at Your Mom's

Thursday, January 22, 2009

My Other Shirt is at Your Mom's - It doesn't get more offensive than talking about your mom! By the way, tell your mom I want my shirt back.

My other shirt shirt
My other shirt is at your Mom's t-shirt

Available on several styles and colors, including t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, tank tops & more!

SL_T All I Need is U

Sunday, January 18, 2009

SL_T All I Need is U t-shirt - perfect offensive t-shirt for offending women everywhere! Wear it to the next party to share your new pick-up line! Available in several styles & colors.

Who needs big tits

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Who needs big tits, when you got an ass like this! Sexy t-shirt just for her, with printing on the back and front of shirt.

Check out the complete selection of Sexy T-shirts at Wicked Pissa Tees!

Save a Tree Eat a Beaver

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Get the popular Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver t-shirt, with an image of a sweet little beaver. Now, who doesn't love a sweet little beaver?

Save a tree eat a beaver shirt
Save a tree eat a beaver

Boston Speak T-shirt

Saturday, January 10, 2009

At Wicked Pissa Tees, we can appreciate a great Boston t-shirt! Only a Boston lover can understand why it's wicked pissa! Here's one of our favorites:

Boston Speak t-shirts & gifts. Funny Boston accent or slang sayings on t-shirts and gifts. If you're from the Boston area, you'll need no translation. The perfect gift for the New Englander

Suppah: Dinner for most
Bubbluh: A public water fountain
Pahk: Recreational area in a city, a park
Yahd: Yard
Pahluh: Living room
No SUH!: Really?!?
Na-ah: No Way!
Tonic: What other people call soda
Beeah: Beer
Lickah: Booze, liquor
Gahbidge: Trash
Foddy Dollus: Forty dollars
Squayuh: The center part of town
B'daydas: Mashed, fried or baked potatos
Pete Sir: Most say pizza
Totally wicked: Beyond really good, awesome
Wistah: Worcester, MA
Ba Ba: He cuts your hair

Nice Rack t-shirt

Friday, January 9, 2009

Do you have a nice rack, big boobs, or great tits? Show them off with the Nice Rack t-shirt!

Nice Rack t-shirt shirt
Nice Rack t-shirt

Funny t-shirt for women, and a great gag gift for guys who love to hunt!

Ultimate Pick Up Lines

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

If you're going out, be sure to have your pick up lines ready! Perfect for loud bars not conducive to talking, this shirt gives you some game with this classic Ultimate Pick-Up Lines design. Looks best on dark t-shirts!

Vote for Mike Hunt t-shirt

Monday, January 5, 2009

The voting is over, but we'll always have a special place in our heart for Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt. I hope they run again in the next election, they sure would make a great team.

Vote for Mike Hawk shirt
Vote for Mike Hawk t-shirt

Vote for Mike Hunt shirt
Vote for Mike Hunt t-shirt

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck

Saturday, January 3, 2009

I can't think of a better shirt for our first blog post! We hope to bring you the funniest and most offensive t-shirts we can find on the web. If it's out there, we'll do our best to add it to the shop.

So, if you have a problem with offensive humor... Fuck You!

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck t-shirt - Don't sugar coat it. Say what you fucking mean. You fucker.