Well, here is a pill for you!
When life just blows... FUKITOL!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
If you can't stand the idiots walking around with that stupid bluetooth attached to their ear, help us get the message out with this funny t-shirt that says "No, That Doesn't Make You Look Any Cooler Dickhead"!
Funny Bluetooth t-shirt
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
A new spin on the famous Marion Barry quote, the Bitch Set Me Up t-shirt is perfect for divorcees, and it also makes a great bachelor party t-shirt!
Bitch Set Me Up t-shirt
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Monday, March 23, 2009
I heard that Jersey girls are easy, and I just found out it's true. Been there, done that, and got the t-shirt...
Jersey Sucking Dick t-shirt
Friday, March 20, 2009
OK, so we're back on your mom again. We can't help it... she's just so damn easy.
Who cares what happens in Vegas? This offensive t-shirt says "if your mom is willing to blow me, I won't tell anyone" and it's funny at the same time. Get a shirt, button, sticker or mug. A great put down design.
What Happens in Your Mom's Mouth t-shirt
Thursday, March 19, 2009
"Yea as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil... for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley."
Show your attitude with this funny offensive t-shirt, and nobody will fuck with you.
I Fear No Evil t-shirt
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
We found it... The #1 Most Offensive St. Patrick's Day t-shirt on the internet!
"Kiss me on the head of my shaft while massaging my testicles with coco butter and pinching my nipples as I build towards orgasm on your face, I'm Irish"
Even if she just does the first thing, it's still pretty cool. Here's to a Happy St. Patrick's Day... and a happy ending!
Kiss Me I'm Irish t-shirt
Monday, March 9, 2009
Don't forget to wear your shamrocks when you go out on St. Patrick's Day! Get the Naughty Shamrocks t-shirt with the lucky leprechaun, and make them wonder what he's trying to hide!
Last chance for St. Patrick's Day t-shirts, with a FREE upgrade to 2-day shipping!
Naughty Shamrocks t-shirt by Wicked Pissa Tees
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Sunday, March 8, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Simon's not the only one!
Go retro with the Simon Says You're An Asshole t-shirt. Cool vintage game design on this funny offensive t-shirt is sure to get plenty of laughs! They won't even realize that you're calling them all assholes!
Offensive humor t-shirts
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
OK, since we're on an Irish kick, we couldn't resist... If you don't like it, Fuck Off I'm Irish!
Show your Irish pride on St. Patrick's Day or anytime with the Fuck Off I'm Irish t-shirt! If you offend anyone, Fuck 'em... they shouldn't be out on St. Patrick's day anyway!
Fuck Off I'm Irish t-shirt
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Monday, March 2, 2009
Our favorite offensive St. Patrick's Day t-shirt has to be the Fuck Me I'm Irish t-shirt! It's perfect for guys or girls to wear while crawling the pubs drinking their green beer!
Forget the Kiss Me I'm Irish tees, and even the Blow Me I'm Irish shirts... You're out there to get drunk and fuck, so let's be clear about it. Nobody is going to remember by tomorrow anyway.
Fuck Me I'm Irish t-shirt
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Why get a Kiss Me I'm Irish t-shirt for St. Patrick's Day, when you can wear a Blow Me I'm Irish t-shirt? Would you rather have a kiss or a blowjob? Let's be honest about what we really want, and see what kind of response you get while pub crawling on St. Patrick's Day!
Blow me I'm Irish t-shirt
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
OK, random topic today... but I was chatting with a friend on facebook, and she mentioned that she had to trim her bush... at that point, I had to log off and send her a link to this...
Razors... Because Shag Carpet Was SO 70's t-shirt
I won't mention any names... but you know who you are, you skanky hoe... forget the razor, go get a bikini wax!
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Get ready for St. Patrick's Day with funny & offensive Irish t-shirts! Our favorite shirt to show your Irish pride is the Kiss My Ass It's Irish t-shirt! Let the world know that if they don't appreciate leprechauns and green beer, they can just kiss you ass!
Kiss My Ass It's Irish t-shirt by Wicked Pissa Tees
Friday, February 13, 2009
To all of you ladies who are bitching and moaning about how you don't have anyone to celebrate Valentine's Day with... listen up! It's really not that hard to get a man. Just follow these 3 rules on how to get a boyfriend:
1. Dress like a slut
2. Laugh at our jokes
3. Put out on the first date
How to Get a Boyfriend t-shirt
Oh yeah, and quit your bitchin'... nobody wants to hear it.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
People suck. If you're a people hater, then you know what I'm talking about. Have you ever wanted to get in someones face and scream "YOU SUCK"? Well, now you can with the You Suck t-shirt!
Now you won't have to waste your breath on people who suck. Just stand in front of them. They'll get the message.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
OK... we'll get off your mom for a few minutes, but only because we need to tell you something serious...
Your girlfriend fucks like a champ! She really does. So, today we're wearing the Your Girlfriend Fucks Like a Champ t-shirt to let everyone know.
By the way, I taught her that thing you like.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
So, speaking of your mom... we heard she's been "Rated E" for everyone! Actually everyone heard.
This one has been around for a while, but it always makes me laugh. See how many people you can piss off with the Your Mom Rated E for Everyone t-shirt!
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Monday, February 2, 2009
T-shirt Hell is closing it's doors. If you can appreciate truly offensive humor, you know who we're talking about. For those who don't have a clue, you can read the news at Tech Crunch.
T-shirt Hell will certainly be missed by those who aren't afraid to show their sense of humor. We hope to help those on the quest for funny & offensive tees, by continuing to provide the funniest & most offensive t-shirts on the web. To those who can't handle it, we have the same statement as Mr. Megatron did... Fuck You!
and to Mr. Sunshine Megatron...
Tell Your Mom I Said Thanks t-shirt
Friday, January 30, 2009
If you're against the forced romance of Valentine's Day, show it with the funniest candy heart we've seen! Make a statement with the Fuck Off t-shirt! The message doesn't get any clearer than this.
Anti Valentine's t-shirt
Saturday, January 24, 2009
I need head, so do you... what guy doesn't? Ask for your blowjob with the I need head t-shirts & gifts! You need head, your dick needs head... wear the t-shirt.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
My Other Shirt is at Your Mom's - It doesn't get more offensive than talking about your mom! By the way, tell your mom I want my shirt back.
My other shirt is at your Mom's t-shirt
Available on several styles and colors, including t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, tank tops & more!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Who needs big tits, when you got an ass like this! Sexy t-shirt just for her, with printing on the back and front of shirt.
Check out the complete selection of Sexy T-shirts at Wicked Pissa Tees!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
At Wicked Pissa Tees, we can appreciate a great Boston t-shirt! Only a Boston lover can understand why it's wicked pissa! Here's one of our favorites:
Boston Speak t-shirts & gifts. Funny Boston accent or slang sayings on t-shirts and gifts. If you're from the Boston area, you'll need no translation. The perfect gift for the New Englander
Suppah: Dinner for most
Bubbluh: A public water fountain
Pahk: Recreational area in a city, a park
Pahluh: Living room
No SUH!: Really?!?
Na-ah: No Way!
Tonic: What other people call soda
Lickah: Booze, liquor
Foddy Dollus: Forty dollars
Squayuh: The center part of town
B'daydas: Mashed, fried or baked potatos
Pete Sir: Most say pizza
Totally wicked: Beyond really good, awesome
Wistah: Worcester, MA
Ba Ba: He cuts your hair
Friday, January 9, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
If you're going out, be sure to have your pick up lines ready! Perfect for loud bars not conducive to talking, this shirt gives you some game with this classic Ultimate Pick-Up Lines design. Looks best on dark t-shirts!
Monday, January 5, 2009
The voting is over, but we'll always have a special place in our heart for Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt. I hope they run again in the next election, they sure would make a great team.
Vote for Mike Hawk t-shirt
Vote for Mike Hunt t-shirt
Saturday, January 3, 2009
I can't think of a better shirt for our first blog post! We hope to bring you the funniest and most offensive t-shirts we can find on the web. If it's out there, we'll do our best to add it to the shop.
So, if you have a problem with offensive humor... Fuck You!
Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck t-shirt - Don't sugar coat it. Say what you fucking mean. You fucker.