Do you make drunk dialing calls when you're trashed? How many times have you embarrassed yourself at two in the morning when you start pushing those buttons and start spilling your guts? You need the I Love Drunk Dialing t-shirt to warn your loved ones!
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Friday, November 2, 2012
Do you like it Doggy Style? You can have all the doggy style you like at Doggy Style Pet Grooming! I hear they'll also take care of your pussy cat if you want.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
We all know there's cougars out there, roaming the bars, looking for young blood. And if there's cougars out there looking for some fun, why not be the cougar bait? Wear your Cougar Bait funny t-shirt when you go out to the bars and let the cougars know that you're available.
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Saturday, November 20, 2010
You know what I like about this offensive t-shirt? It's like hangman with a hidden message... there is no question of what letter is missing. Go ahead and try it... “ A? no... E? no... O? nope... all it needs is U! Yup, all I need is you too! Of course if I’m to follow the t-shirt and fill in the blanks, it DOES spell FUCK YOU but hey whats a little FUCK YOU between friends right?!
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Friday, November 19, 2010
It's Friday and it's time to party, so drink up bitches! Show everyone that you're ready to party with our great selection of drinking and party t-shirts... and remember, it's 5:00 somewhere!
It's Friday Drink Up Bitches T-shirt
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Masshole - If you're from Boston, or have driven through Boston... then you've probably seen one or know one. Maybe you are a Masshole yourself!
So, you’re driving down a Boston street and someone cuts in your lane. You do what most people would do and yell “ASSHOLE!" Well you would be close, but not exactly correct. The correct label is Masshole, and we wear it proudly! So the next time you are trying to get thru the tunnel, and someone blatantly cuts you off... use the proper terminology and (while flipping him/her the bird) yell “MASSHOLE”! You may get your ass kicked, but at least you used proper etiquette.
If you're a true Masshole, get yourself a Masshole t-shirt, and wear it with pride!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
C’mon ladies, there’s a reason we make a tent in the morning! Getting a hard-on in the morning is our way of saying “I Love You” without all the words. The Camp Morningwood t-shirt is straight forward, truthful, and down right funny! Don’t waste this perfect time to get a little action... jump on and have fun!
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
I live at the corner of Kiss My Ass and No Friggin Way! So if you want anything from me, you're shit out of luck.
If you don't like to take shit from anyone, just show your attitude with this funny offensive t-shirt!
Kiss My Ass Ave and No Friggin Way
Monday, November 15, 2010
Whenever I see this, I can't help but visualize the whole thing. Actually seeing Jesus playing hockey, (without a mask of course) making a save, passing the puck to Moses (who of course has a shaft and not a stick), dekes left, dekes right, shoots, SCORES!!!
Click below to get the ORIGINAL and now famous Jesus Saves T-Shirt!! (well, almost famous), designed by BurnTees. Find more great funny t-shirts by the top designers at Wicked Pissa Tees.
Jesus Saves, Passes to Moses, Shoots, Scores!
Sunday, November 14, 2010
I support two teams, Boston and whoever beats New York! Ask any baseball fan what is one of the oldest and most talked about rivalry in baseball, and they’ll say “Red Sox and Yankees”. Even people who don’t follow baseball know about this one! It can get way out of hand at the games too. Ever been in the middle of 30,000 people all yelling “YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!"? Its deafening! In fact Boston Fans hate the Yankees so much that we will support ANYONE that beats them!&
Show your support for Boston with great Boston t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, and gifts! GO SOX!
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Jackass is celebrating 10 years of stupid, so it's the perfect time to get your limited edition Jackass T-shirts! Browse the full selection of cool Jackass t-shirts, including the 10 Years of Stupid t-shirt, Taking Stupid to a Whole New Dimension t-shirt, French Jackass, Italian Jackass, and the embroidered Jackass skull and crutches shirts!
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10 Years of Stupid by JACKASS t-shirts
Friday, November 12, 2010
I have the pussy so I make the rules. Ok ladies, we get it. It’s simple economics, supply and demand. Here’s the thing... we have no problem letting you make the rules, because you have the pussy. But you have to let us HAVE the pussy to make us FOLLOW the rules! And smile dammit, this is supposed to be fun!
I have the pussy, so I make the rules
Express your views on sex with funny adult humor t-shirts!
Thursday, November 11, 2010
It’s always 420 somewhere... so true so true. Why do we have to wait for 420? Why is 420 the world wide recognized time/symbol for pot smoking? Well we don’t have the space to explain it all, so look it up! It just may surprise you! If you’re a stoner, then you have Google it, or Yahoo it or Bing it, or whatever! I really don’t care. Now where’s my lighter?
It's Always 420 Somewhere T-shirt
Get your party on with our selection of drinking, pot smoking and party t-shirts at Wicked Pissa Tees!
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Very cheeky use of the stick figure guy fucking an “A”. Someone really had the light bulb on for this very imaginative and funny t-shirt. I know they say a picture says a thousand words, but in this case it says just 2 words... Fuckin A!
Fckn A T-Shirt
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
So, let’s start this out with a classic Boston saying... Wicked Pissa! If you’re not from around here, then you should know that it means “awesome”. Anything can be wicked pissa, food, clothing, a good football game, a nice car, a chick's ass...
“How was the food at that new place?” “Wicked Pissa!”
”How’d you like to tap that ass?” ”Oh that would be WICKED PISSA!”
You get the idea...
Friday, October 29, 2010
If you're Showtime series Weeds addict, get your chronic fix with official Weeds tees, shirts, mugs and gear. Choose from Weeds graphics and original designs including Weeds “Grow Business” t-shirts, Weeds “Medicinal Edibles” mugs, Weeds “I (Pot Leaf) Andy” totes and more.
“I’m not a dealer, I’m a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend.” –Nancy Botwin, Weeds
Created by Jenji Kohan, Weeds is produced by Lionsgate Television for the Showtime Network. The show’s amazing ensemble cast includes Parker, Doug Nealon, Justin Kirk and Elizabeth Perkins. Parker won a Golden Globe® Award for her performance and Weeds has been nominated for a notable 19 Emmy® Awards and 10 Golden Globes®.
The official Weeds Merchandise store at Wicked Pissa Tees includes many of the classic visuals from the show including the Weeds logo, Agrestic Bakery, and Chris Died for Your Sins. Achieve that chronic fix by scoring your favorite design on any of our Weeds t-shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, totes, stickers, and more.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Adult Film Rental = $10.00
Tube of Lube = $6.00
Making your arm go to sleep, so it feels like a "stranger" is doing it = Priceless
Ah yes, the "stranger" masturbation! You've done it... admit it. Don't be shy to let everyone know with this funny adult humor t-shirt!
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Are you an Ass Man? Some guys are breast men, and some are ass men... so show your preference with the funny Ass Man T-shirt! I like to wear this one, because I'm more of a Super Ass Man!
Friday, October 22, 2010
LMAO… Laughing my ass off. It’s the reply to a lot of the texting you see nowadays. This hilarious tee not only says you’re hip to the new scene with the kids, but it’s friggin funny too! The cartoon of the guy with his ass laughed off is great! Buy one for the office Christmas grab, or give one to a friend just for the fun of it. Twenty years from now this funny t-shirt will be known as a classic and you’ll be able to say “I got this shirt when we still used texting!”
LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
See You Next Tuesday! Well we all know what this means… I used to work on a construction crew that worked a four-day week. We took Mondays off, so every Friday the boss would tell us "See You next Tuesday"! It made the whole week worth it just to hear and/or say it! Gotta love it when you can say cunt and get away with it even if it is in the form of "See you next Tuesday"! Too bad I didn't have one of these offensive t-shirts to wear on Fridays!
See You Next Tuesday T-shirt
Monday, October 18, 2010
Elect Mike Hawk. Yup folks it’s that time of the year. Voting time! And I can’t think of a better candidate than Mike Hawk! He’s HARD on criminals, He is for LONG sentences. Some say he’s a bit COCKY, and a bit flaccid on some of the issues. But we feel he will show the people that he is the right man for the job. Enjoy our offensive political humor, and remember to vote for Mike Hawk!
Elect Mike Hawk t-shirt
Saturday, October 16, 2010
When live gives you lemons, get a bottle of tequila and some salt! Make your day better with a few tequila shots, and get out there and party your sorrow away! Wear one of our funny drinking t-shirts and you'll be the life of the party!
Friday, October 15, 2010
Show this to enough women and you’re bound to get laid. The Lets F_CK All I need is U offensive t-shirt comes in all sizes and colors. Wear this outrageous shirt and play the numbers game!
Let's F CK!!!
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Leave Don Draper speechless by showing your Mad Men love. Celebrate the award-winning original AMC series with official Mad Men t-shirts, sweatshirts and mugs. Featuring classic Mad Men logos and original art, official Mad Men merchandise will make you a classic.
Get a piece of Mad Men style with our officially licensed designs. The Mad Men store at Wicked Pissa Tees features t-shirts, stickers, hats, mugs, note cards and other gift items with original art such as the Mad Men Logo, Mad Men Truth Lies and Mad Men Sterling Cooper. Our ad execs cordially invite you to shop for quality Mad Men merchandise created by and for the Mad Men fan.