Adult Film Rental = $10.00
Tube of Lube = $6.00
Making your arm go to sleep, so it feels like a "stranger" is doing it = Priceless
Ah yes, the "stranger" masturbation! You've done it... admit it. Don't be shy to let everyone know with this funny adult humor t-shirt!
The Stranger T-shirt
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Ass Man T-shirt
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Are you an Ass Man? Some guys are breast men, and some are ass men... so show your preference with the funny Ass Man T-shirt! I like to wear this one, because I'm more of a Super Ass Man!
LMAO T-shirt
Friday, October 22, 2010
LMAO… Laughing my ass off. It’s the reply to a lot of the texting you see nowadays. This hilarious tee not only says you’re hip to the new scene with the kids, but it’s friggin funny too! The cartoon of the guy with his ass laughed off is great! Buy one for the office Christmas grab, or give one to a friend just for the fun of it. Twenty years from now this funny t-shirt will be known as a classic and you’ll be able to say “I got this shirt when we still used texting!”
LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off
See You Next Tuesday T-shirt
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
See You Next Tuesday! Well we all know what this means… I used to work on a construction crew that worked a four-day week. We took Mondays off, so every Friday the boss would tell us "See You next Tuesday"! It made the whole week worth it just to hear and/or say it! Gotta love it when you can say cunt and get away with it even if it is in the form of "See you next Tuesday"! Too bad I didn't have one of these offensive t-shirts to wear on Fridays!
See You Next Tuesday T-shirt
Elect Mike Hawk T-shirt
Monday, October 18, 2010
Elect Mike Hawk. Yup folks it’s that time of the year. Voting time! And I can’t think of a better candidate than Mike Hawk! He’s HARD on criminals, He is for LONG sentences. Some say he’s a bit COCKY, and a bit flaccid on some of the issues. But we feel he will show the people that he is the right man for the job. Enjoy our offensive political humor, and remember to vote for Mike Hawk!
Elect Mike Hawk t-shirt
When Life Gives You Lemons T-shirt
Saturday, October 16, 2010
When live gives you lemons, get a bottle of tequila and some salt! Make your day better with a few tequila shots, and get out there and party your sorrow away! Wear one of our funny drinking t-shirts and you'll be the life of the party!
Let's F_CK T-shirt
Friday, October 15, 2010
Show this to enough women and you’re bound to get laid. The Lets F_CK All I need is U offensive t-shirt comes in all sizes and colors. Wear this outrageous shirt and play the numbers game!
Let's F CK!!!
Mad Men T-shirts - Official Mad Men Merchandise
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Leave Don Draper speechless by showing your Mad Men love. Celebrate the award-winning original AMC series with official Mad Men t-shirts, sweatshirts and mugs. Featuring classic Mad Men logos and original art, official Mad Men merchandise will make you a classic.
Get a piece of Mad Men style with our officially licensed designs. The Mad Men store at Wicked Pissa Tees features t-shirts, stickers, hats, mugs, note cards and other gift items with original art such as the Mad Men Logo, Mad Men Truth Lies and Mad Men Sterling Cooper. Our ad execs cordially invite you to shop for quality Mad Men merchandise created by and for the Mad Men fan.
MILF T-shirt
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
This MILF t-shirt say it all... Mom I’d Like to Fuck! We all know at least one MILF, and she sure is hot! What’s better than a MILF? Someone who can take care of the kids, and still take care of herself! We love this extremely funny and some would say offensive t-shirt. Best new saying of the millennium!
MILF t-shirt
Ever Consider a Three-way?
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Women love a funny guy and in today's world this isn’t even considered offensive! All it does is use a funny cartoon to ask what we are all thinking. Ever consider a three way?
3 way t-shirt
The Ass Family t-shirt
Monday, October 11, 2010
Show your family pride with The Ass Family t-shirt. Let people know about Jack Ass, Wise Ass, Smart Ass, Lazy Ass, and Dumb Ass! Every family has at least one ass, so let's finally let it out in the open and get your Ass Family t-shirts, bumper stickers, mugs, stickers, magnets, and more funny gifts!
The Ass Family
Also available with the family dog, Smells Like Ass!
The Ass Family
Bad Girls Don't Swallow t-shirt
Bad Girls don’t swallow… they spit it in your mouth! Ya gotta love this gross but offensively funny t-shirt! My friend used to say “I don’t care what they do with it, I’m all done with it.” That was true until I met a Bad Girl that doesn’t swallow!
Bad Girls Don't Swallow
Fuck You I Have Enough Friends t-shirt
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Fuck You I have enough friends. Ok this is as simple as it gets… but hey, simple works right? This is the perfect offensive t-shirt to wear when you want to tell that friggin weird guy in apartment 2B what you really think. Fuck You!
Fuck You
Stoopid Monkey T-shirts - Stoopid Monkey Official Merchandise
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Hey Stoopid, get your official Stoopid Monkey T-Shirts and Merchandise featuring graphics from Robot Chicken on Cartoon Networks Adult Swim.
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Established in 2005, Stoopid Monkey is the production company of Seth Green and Matthew Senreich. Stoopid Monkey is one of the producers of the Cartoon Network’s popular Adult Swim stop-motion animation series Robot Chicken (along with Shadow Machine Films, Sony Pictures Digital and Williams Street).
Every episode of Robot Chicken displays one of many Stoopid Monkey production logo stills following the credits; each depicting a cartoon monkey performing a foolish and/or life-threatening activity (or the aftermath of one) as an irritated Seth Green is heard saying, “Stupid monkey.” Each Stoopid Monkey graphic is lovingly rendered by artist/actor Adam Talbott.
Get your official Gold Label Stoopid Monkey Merchandise at Wicked Pissa Tees, and get Stoopid with a huge selection of Stoopid Monkey designs including Stoopid Monkey Mushroom Cloud, Stoopid Monkey Blowfish, Stoopid Monkey I’m With Stupid, Stoopid Monkey Brains and much, much more. Get your favorite on one of our quality products from t-shirts, hoodies, boxer shorts, buttons, calendars, even Stoopid Monkey throw pillows!
Fisting T-shirt
Nothing says “I love you” quite like fisting. Extremely funny and offensive t-shirt! Your friends won’t know exactly what to say when they read this shirt... it's only dirty if your mind is in the gutter!
Look All You Want t-shirt
Friday, October 8, 2010
Finally a women who understands men! The Look all you want... They’re real... They’re faboulous t-shirt not only says she is proud of her tits, but understands that all men want to do is appreciate the beauty of the breasts! Help spread the word… buy this wonderfully funny t-shirt today, please!
Look all you want boys
My Wife Really Sucks t-shirt
Thursday, October 7, 2010
My wife really sucks... that's why I love her! The key to getting away with this offensive t-shirt is in the small text. Don’t miss out on getting a little from your wife by wearing this humorous shirt!
My wife really sucks t-shirt
Grilled Cheesus T-shirt
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Last night on Glee, Finn finds an image of Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich... and today, Grilled Cheesus is the #1 topic on the internet! Pray to the Grilled Cheesus with a funny Grilled Cheesus t-shirt!
Poo Nan's Massage Parlor T-shirt
Poo Nan’s Happy Ending Massage Parlor. In our opinion the only way to end a massage is with a smile on your face and a load in her hand! Have this funny and suggestive t-shirt on hand for you next “third date” and let her know what you really expect!
Poo Nan's Massage Parlor T-shirt
Happy Taco Day!
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
In honor of Taco day… yes today is officially Taco day. We offer you this Funny Pink Taco shirt!
Pink Taco… The Natural Sandwich… an all natural, truly organic alternative to pork, chicken, beef and fish! And technically its Kosher and Vegan! So “go down” to your local corner and pick yourself up a nice PINK TACO!
Pink Tacos t-shirt
True Love Funny T-shirt
You know what they say… a picture says a thousand words. This wicked funny t-shirt says it all. Men love with their dicks and women love with their hearts. But don’t misunderstand us ladies… we love you with all our soul… our souls just happens to be in our dicks!
True Love
Master Baiter T-shirt
Monday, October 4, 2010
It's not something we men usually advertise, but why not? Join the movement and get your Master Baiter t-shirt! By wearing this humorous and semi-offensive t-shirt, we show the world that enjoying yourself isn’t wrong and it feels good! We're talking about fishing, of course. Makes a great gift for your favorite fisherman!
Master Baiter t-shirt by Wicked Pissa Tees
Mullet T-shirts
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I used to have a one! Mullets: Business in the front, Party in the back. The haircut that has best of both worlds. Get this funny Mullet t-shirt for your next party!
Mullets t-shirt
Get more funny t-shirts at Wicked Pissa Tees!
Mike Hunt's Diving School t-shirt
Sunday, September 19, 2010
If you like diving, you'll love Mike Hunt's Diving School t-shirt. Learn from the pros... because when you go down, experience counts!
Mike Hunt's Diving School
Facebook Humor t-shirts
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Great facebook humor about your girlfriend! Sex with your girlfriend... 82 people like this (and I'm one of them)! You'll be sure to offend plenty of people with this funny offensive t-shirt!
College Humor 'Sex with your girlfriend' t-shirt
Your Mom's Like a Hoover t-shirt
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Yes, we're back on your mom again... we can't help it, she's so easy! But seriously, your mom's like a hoover... turn her on and she'll suck all day!
Your Mom's Like A Hoover t-shirt
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