Showing posts with label funny graphic t-shirts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny graphic t-shirts. Show all posts

I Love Drunk Dialing T-shirt

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Do you make drunk dialing calls when you're trashed? How many times have you embarrassed yourself at two in the morning when you start pushing those buttons and start spilling your guts? You need the I Love Drunk Dialing t-shirt to warn your loved ones!

Doggy Style Pet Grooming

Friday, November 2, 2012

Do you like it Doggy Style? You can have all the doggy style you like at Doggy Style Pet Grooming! I hear they'll also take care of your pussy cat if you want.

Cougar Bait T-shirt

Sunday, November 21, 2010

We all know there's cougars out there, roaming the bars, looking for young blood. And if there's cougars out there looking for some fun, why not be the cougar bait? Wear your Cougar Bait funny t-shirt when you go out to the bars and let the cougars know that you're available.

Click image below to buy now!

Cougar Bait t-shirt
Cougar Bait

It's Friday Drink Up Bitches T-shirt

Friday, November 19, 2010

It's Friday and it's time to party, so drink up bitches! Show everyone that you're ready to party with our great selection of drinking and party t-shirts... and remember, it's 5:00 somewhere!

drink up bitches t-shirt
It's Friday Drink Up Bitches T-shirt

Camp Morningwood T-shirt

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

C’mon ladies, there’s a reason we make a tent in the morning! Getting a hard-on in the morning is our way of saying “I Love You” without all the words. The Camp Morningwood t-shirt is straight forward, truthful, and down right funny! Don’t waste this perfect time to get a little action... jump on and have fun!

Camp Morningwood t-shirt
Camp Morningwood

Kiss My Ass and No Friggin Way T-shirt

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I live at the corner of Kiss My Ass and No Friggin Way! So if you want anything from me, you're shit out of luck.

If you don't like to take shit from anyone, just show your attitude with this funny offensive t-shirt!

Corner of Kiss My Ass Ave and No Friggin Way t-shirt
Kiss My Ass Ave and No Friggin Way

Jesus Saves T-shirt

Monday, November 15, 2010

Whenever I see this, I can't help but visualize the whole thing. Actually seeing Jesus playing hockey, (without a mask of course) making a save, passing the puck to Moses (who of course has a shaft and not a stick), dekes left, dekes right, shoots, SCORES!!!

Click below to get the ORIGINAL and now famous Jesus Saves T-Shirt!! (well, almost famous), designed by BurnTees. Find more great funny t-shirts by the top designers at Wicked Pissa Tees.

Jesus Saves, Passes to Moses, Shoots, Scores! t-shirt
Jesus Saves, Passes to Moses, Shoots, Scores!

Jackass T-shirts - 10 Years of Stupid

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Jackass is celebrating 10 years of stupid, so it's the perfect time to get your limited edition Jackass T-shirts! Browse the full selection of cool Jackass t-shirts, including the 10 Years of Stupid t-shirt, Taking Stupid to a Whole New Dimension t-shirt, French Jackass, Italian Jackass, and the embroidered Jackass skull and crutches shirts!

Click image below to buy now!

10 Years of Stupid t-shirt
10 Years of Stupid by JACKASS t-shirts

I Have the Pussy, So I Make the Rules T-shirt

Friday, November 12, 2010

I have the pussy so I make the rules. Ok ladies, we get it. It’s simple economics, supply and demand. Here’s the thing... we have no problem letting you make the rules, because you have the pussy. But you have to let us HAVE the pussy to make us FOLLOW the rules! And smile dammit, this is supposed to be fun!

I have the pussy, so I make the rules shirt
I have the pussy, so I make the rules

Express your views on sex with funny adult humor t-shirts!

It's Always 420 Somewhere T-shirt

Thursday, November 11, 2010

It’s always 420 somewhere... so true so true. Why do we have to wait for 420? Why is 420 the world wide recognized time/symbol for pot smoking? Well we don’t have the space to explain it all, so look it up! It just may surprise you! If you’re a stoner, then you have Google it, or Yahoo it or Bing it, or whatever! I really don’t care. Now where’s my lighter?

it's always 420 somewhere shirt
It's Always 420 Somewhere T-shirt

Get your party on with our selection of drinking, pot smoking and party t-shirts at Wicked Pissa Tees!

Fckn A T-shirt

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Very cheeky use of the stick figure guy fucking an “A”. Someone really had the light bulb on for this very imaginative and funny t-shirt. I know they say a picture says a thousand words, but in this case it says just 2 words... Fuckin A!

Fckn A T-Shirt shirt
Fckn A T-Shirt

Weeds T-shirts - Official Weeds Merchandise

Friday, October 29, 2010

If you're Showtime series Weeds addict, get your chronic fix with official Weeds tees, shirts, mugs and gear. Choose from Weeds graphics and original designs including Weeds “Grow Business” t-shirts, Weeds “Medicinal Edibles” mugs, Weeds “I (Pot Leaf) Andy” totes and more.

“I’m not a dealer, I’m a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend.” –Nancy Botwin, Weeds


Weeds I (Pot Leaf) Andy

Weeds I (Pot Leaf) Andy

Weeds Nancy Botwin

Weeds Nancy Botwin

Weeds Logo

Weeds Logo

Weeds Medicinal Edibles

Weeds Medicinal Edibles

Weeds Contains THC

Weeds Contains THC

Weeds Caution

Weeds Caution

Weeds Renmar Beachband

Weeds Renmar Beachband

Weeds

Weeds "Toke time"

Weeds Agrestic High

Weeds Agrestic High

Weeds

Weeds "Chris Died"

Weeds

Weeds

Weeds

Weeds "Drug Free"

Weeds

Weeds "Agrestic Bakery"

Weeds

Weeds "Grow Business"

Weeds Maternity World

Weeds Maternity World
Putting the herb in suburb, the hit Showtime dramedy Weeds is about suburban mom Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) who turns marijuana dealer after her husband suddenly dies of a heart attack and she’s forced to make ends meet. The effects of each poor choice Nancy makes extends to her family and friends as maneuvers to dig herself out of each perpetual mess.

Created by Jenji Kohan, Weeds is produced by Lionsgate Television for the Showtime Network. The show’s amazing ensemble cast includes Parker, Doug Nealon, Justin Kirk and Elizabeth Perkins. Parker won a Golden Globe® Award for her performance and Weeds has been nominated for a notable 19 Emmy® Awards and 10 Golden Globes®.

The official Weeds Merchandise store at Wicked Pissa Tees includes many of the classic visuals from the show including the Weeds logo, Agrestic Bakery, and Chris Died for Your Sins. Achieve that chronic fix by scoring your favorite design on any of our Weeds t-shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, totes, stickers, and more.

The Stranger T-shirt

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Adult Film Rental = $10.00
Tube of Lube = $6.00
Making your arm go to sleep, so it feels like a "stranger" is doing it = Priceless

Ah yes, the "stranger" masturbation! You've done it... admit it. Don't be shy to let everyone know with this funny adult humor t-shirt!

Ass Man T-shirt

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Are you an Ass Man? Some guys are breast men, and some are ass men... so show your preference with the funny Ass Man T-shirt! I like to wear this one, because I'm more of a Super Ass Man!

LMAO T-shirt

Friday, October 22, 2010

LMAO… Laughing my ass off. It’s the reply to a lot of the texting you see nowadays. This hilarious tee not only says you’re hip to the new scene with the kids, but it’s friggin funny too! The cartoon of the guy with his ass laughed off is great!  Buy one for the office Christmas grab, or give one to a friend just for the fun of it. Twenty years from now this funny t-shirt will be known as a classic and you’ll be able to say “I got this shirt when we still used texting!”

LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off shirt
LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off

Elect Mike Hawk T-shirt

Monday, October 18, 2010

Elect Mike Hawk. Yup folks it’s that time of the year. Voting time! And I can’t think of a better candidate than Mike Hawk! He’s HARD on criminals, He is for LONG sentences. Some say he’s a bit COCKY, and a bit flaccid on some of the issues. But we feel he will show the people that he is the right man for the job. Enjoy our offensive political humor, and remember to vote for Mike Hawk!

Elect Mike Hawk t-shirt shirt
Elect Mike Hawk t-shirt

When Life Gives You Lemons T-shirt

Saturday, October 16, 2010

When live gives you lemons, get a bottle of tequila and some salt! Make your day better with a few tequila shots, and get out there and party your sorrow away! Wear one of our funny drinking t-shirts and you'll be the life of the party!

I pull out t-shirt

Ever Consider a Three-way?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Women love a funny guy and in today's world this isn’t even considered offensive! All it does is use a funny cartoon to ask what we are all thinking. Ever consider a three way?

3 way shirt
3 way t-shirt

Stoopid Monkey T-shirts - Stoopid Monkey Official Merchandise

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Hey Stoopid, get your official Stoopid Monkey T-Shirts and Merchandise featuring graphics from Robot Chicken on Cartoon Networks Adult Swim.


Stoopid Monkey Sarlacc Swim

Stoopid Monkey Sarlacc Swim

Space Monkey

Space Monkey

Stoopid Monkey Blow up Doll

Stoopid Monkey Blow up Doll


stoopid Monkey Blowfish

Stoopid Monkey Blowfish

Stoopid Monkey Mushroom Cloud

Stoopid Monkey Mushroom Cloud

Stoopid Monkey I'm With Stupid

Stoopid Monkey I'm With Stupid

Stoopid Monkey Toilet

Stoopid Monkey Toilet

Stoopid Monkey Shaving

Stoopid Monkey Shaving

War is the Answer

War is the Answer

Stoopid Monkey Reading

Stoopid Monkey Reading

Stoopid Monkey

Stoopid Monkey

Stoopid Monkey Kitty Litter

Stoopid Monkey Kitty Litter

Stoopid Monkey Brains

Stoopid Monkey Brains

Established in 2005, Stoopid Monkey is the production company of Seth Green and Matthew Senreich. Stoopid Monkey is one of the producers of the Cartoon Network’s popular Adult Swim stop-motion animation series Robot Chicken (along with Shadow Machine Films, Sony Pictures Digital and Williams Street).

Every episode of Robot Chicken displays one of many Stoopid Monkey production logo stills following the credits; each depicting a cartoon monkey performing a foolish and/or life-threatening activity (or the aftermath of one) as an irritated Seth Green is heard saying, “Stupid monkey.” Each Stoopid Monkey graphic is lovingly rendered by artist/actor Adam Talbott.

Get your official Gold Label Stoopid Monkey Merchandise at Wicked Pissa Tees, and get Stoopid with a huge selection of Stoopid Monkey designs including Stoopid Monkey Mushroom Cloud, Stoopid Monkey Blowfish, Stoopid Monkey I’m With Stupid, Stoopid Monkey Brains and much, much more. Get your favorite on one of our quality products from t-shirts, hoodies, boxer shorts, buttons, calendars, even Stoopid Monkey throw pillows!

Fisting T-shirt

Nothing says “I love you” quite like fisting. Extremely funny and offensive t-shirt! Your friends won’t know exactly what to say when they read this shirt... it's only dirty if your mind is in the gutter!