Doggy Style Pet Grooming

Do you like it Doggy Style? You can have all the doggy style you like at Doggy Style Pet Grooming! I hear they'll also take care of your pussy cat if you want.

Doggy Style Pet Grooming Shirts

I Have the Pussy, So I Make the Rules T-shirt

I have the pussy so I make the rules. Ok ladies, we get it. It’s simple economics, supply and demand. Here’s the thing... we have no problem letting you make the rules, because you have the pussy. But you have to let us HAVE the pussy to make us FOLLOW the rules! And smile dammit, this is supposed to be fun!


I have the pussy, so I make the rules

Express your views on sex with funny adult humor t-shirts!

Fckn A T-shirt

Very cheeky use of the stick figure guy fucking an “A”. Someone really had the light bulb on for this very imaginative and funny t-shirt. I know they say a picture says a thousand words, but in this case it says just 2 words... Fuckin A!


Fckn A T-Shirt

The Stranger T-shirt

Adult Film Rental = $10.00
Tube of Lube = $6.00
Making your arm go to sleep, so it feels like a "stranger" is doing it = Priceless

Ah yes, the "stranger" masturbation! You've done it... admit it. Don't be shy to let everyone know with this funny adult humor t-shirt!

Ass Man T-shirt

Are you an Ass Man? Some guys are breast men, and some are ass men... so show your preference with the funny Ass Man T-shirt! I like to wear this one, because I'm more of a Super Ass Man!

Let's F_CK T-shirt

Show this to enough women and you’re bound to get laid. The Lets F_CK All I need is U offensive t-shirt comes in all sizes and colors. Wear this outrageous shirt and play the numbers game!


Let's F CK!!!

Ever Consider a Three-way?

Women love a funny guy and in today's world this isn’t even considered offensive! All it does is use a funny cartoon to ask what we are all thinking. Ever consider a three way?


3 way t-shirt

Bad Girls Don't Swallow t-shirt

Bad Girls don’t swallow… they spit it in your mouth! Ya gotta love this gross but offensively funny t-shirt! My friend used to say “I don’t care what they do with it, I’m all done with it.” That was true until I met a Bad Girl that doesn’t swallow!


Bad Girls Don't Swallow

Look All You Want t-shirt

Finally a women who understands men! The Look all you want... They’re real... They’re faboulous t-shirt not only says she is proud of her tits, but understands that all men want to do is appreciate the beauty of the breasts! Help spread the word… buy this wonderfully funny t-shirt today, please!


Look all you want boys

My Wife Really Sucks t-shirt

My wife really sucks... that's why I love her! The key to getting away with this offensive t-shirt is in the small text. Don’t miss out on getting a little from your wife by wearing this humorous shirt!


My wife really sucks t-shirt

Poo Nan's Massage Parlor T-shirt

Poo Nan’s Happy Ending Massage Parlor. In our opinion the only way to end a massage is with a smile on your face and a load in her hand! Have this funny and suggestive t-shirt on hand for you next “third date” and let her know what you really expect!


Poo Nan's Massage Parlor T-shirt

Happy Taco Day!

In honor of Taco day… yes today is officially Taco day. We offer you this Funny Pink Taco shirt!

Pink Taco… The Natural Sandwich… an all natural, truly organic alternative to pork, chicken, beef and fish! And technically its Kosher and Vegan! So “go down” to your local corner and pick yourself up a nice PINK TACO!


Pink Tacos t-shirt

True Love Funny T-shirt

You know what they say… a picture says a thousand words. This wicked funny t-shirt says it all. Men love with their dicks and women love with their hearts. But don’t misunderstand us ladies… we love you with all our soul… our souls just happens to be in our dicks!


True Love

Mike Hunt's Diving School t-shirt

If you like diving, you'll love Mike Hunt's Diving School t-shirt. Learn from the pros... because when you go down, experience counts!


Mike Hunt's Diving School

Facebook Humor t-shirts

Great facebook humor about your girlfriend! Sex with your girlfriend... 82 people like this (and I'm one of them)! You'll be sure to offend plenty of people with this funny offensive t-shirt!


College Humor 'Sex with your girlfriend' t-shirt

I'm Here for the Gang Bang t-shirt

Hysterical party t-shirt! I'm here for the gang bang... also a funny line from the movie, Old School!


I'm here for the Gang Bang t-shirt

My Muff is Warm and Furry t-shirt

My muff is warm and furry - great adult humor t-shirt! This tribute to winter hand warmers is rendered in retro colors and distressed for a vintage look.


My Muff Is Warm And Furry t-shirt

Phat Dong Chinese Restaurant T-shirt

Phat Dong really fills you up! Get the Phat Dong always delicious t-shirt to show your love for Phat Dong!


Phat Dong t-shirt

Find more great adult humor tees at Wicked Pissa Tees

I Pull Out t-shirt

Get the classic corkscrew design on the I Pull Out t-shirt! Great for parties to let them know how considerate you are.


I Pull Out t-shirt

For more great laughs, check out our full selection of funny and offensive t-shirts at Wicked Pissa Tees!

Naughty T-shirts

Do you have special skills you'd like to talk about at the next party or night out? Show your under-cover skills with the hilarious I Can Do That Thing With My Tongue And The Cherry Stem t-shirt! There's nothing like a naughty t-shirt to start the conversation!


Tongue and Cherry Stem t-shirt