How to Get a Boyfriend t-shirt

To all of you ladies who are bitching and moaning about how you don't have anyone to celebrate Valentine's Day with... listen up! It's really not that hard to get a man. Just follow these 3 rules on how to get a boyfriend:

1. Dress like a slut
2. Laugh at our jokes
3. Put out on the first date


How to Get a Boyfriend t-shirt

Oh yeah, and quit your bitchin'... nobody wants to hear it.