Weeds T-shirts - Official Weeds Merchandise

If you're Showtime series Weeds addict, get your chronic fix with official Weeds tees, shirts, mugs and gear. Choose from Weeds graphics and original designs including Weeds “Grow Business” t-shirts, Weeds “Medicinal Edibles” mugs, Weeds “I (Pot Leaf) Andy” totes and more.

“I’m not a dealer, I’m a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend.” –Nancy Botwin, Weeds

Weeds I (Pot Leaf) Andy	Weeds Nancy Botwin
Weeds Logo	Weeds Medicinal Edibles
Weeds Contains THC	Weeds Caution
Weeds Renmar Beachband	Weeds "Toke time"
Weeds Agrestic High	Weeds "Chris Died"
Weeds	Weeds "Drug Free"
Weeds "Agrestic Bakery"	Weeds "Grow Business"
Weeds Maternity World

Putting the herb in suburb, the hit Showtime dramedy Weeds is about suburban mom Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) who turns marijuana dealer after her husband suddenly dies of a heart attack and she’s forced to make ends meet. The effects of each poor choice Nancy makes extends to her family and friends as maneuvers to dig herself out of each perpetual mess.

Created by Jenji Kohan, Weeds is produced by Lionsgate Television for the Showtime Network. The show’s amazing ensemble cast includes Parker, Doug Nealon, Justin Kirk and Elizabeth Perkins. Parker won a Golden Globe® Award for her performance and Weeds has been nominated for a notable 19 Emmy® Awards and 10 Golden Globes®.

The official Weeds Merchandise store at Wicked Pissa Tees includes many of the classic visuals from the show including the Weeds logo, Agrestic Bakery, and Chris Died for Your Sins. Achieve that chronic fix by scoring your favorite design on any of our Weeds t-shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, totes, stickers, and more.

The Stranger T-shirt

Adult Film Rental = $10.00
Tube of Lube = $6.00
Making your arm go to sleep, so it feels like a "stranger" is doing it = Priceless

Ah yes, the "stranger" masturbation! You've done it... admit it. Don't be shy to let everyone know with this funny adult humor t-shirt!

Ass Man T-shirt

Are you an Ass Man? Some guys are breast men, and some are ass men... so show your preference with the funny Ass Man T-shirt! I like to wear this one, because I'm more of a Super Ass Man!

LMAO T-shirt

LMAO… Laughing my ass off. It’s the reply to a lot of the texting you see nowadays. This hilarious tee not only says you’re hip to the new scene with the kids, but it’s friggin funny too! The cartoon of the guy with his ass laughed off is great!  Buy one for the office Christmas grab, or give one to a friend just for the fun of it. Twenty years from now this funny t-shirt will be known as a classic and you’ll be able to say “I got this shirt when we still used texting!”


LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off

See You Next Tuesday T-shirt

See You Next Tuesday! Well we all know what this means… I used to work on a construction crew that worked a four-day week. We took Mondays off, so every Friday the boss would tell us "See You next Tuesday"! It made the whole week worth it just to hear and/or say it! Gotta love it when you can say cunt and get away with it even if it is in the form of "See you next Tuesday"! Too bad I didn't have one of these offensive t-shirts to wear on Fridays!


See You Next Tuesday T-shirt

Elect Mike Hawk T-shirt

Elect Mike Hawk. Yup folks it’s that time of the year. Voting time! And I can’t think of a better candidate than Mike Hawk! He’s HARD on criminals, He is for LONG sentences. Some say he’s a bit COCKY, and a bit flaccid on some of the issues. But we feel he will show the people that he is the right man for the job. Enjoy our offensive political humor, and remember to vote for Mike Hawk!


Elect Mike Hawk t-shirt

When Life Gives You Lemons T-shirt

When live gives you lemons, get a bottle of tequila and some salt! Make your day better with a few tequila shots, and get out there and party your sorrow away! Wear one of our funny drinking t-shirts and you'll be the life of the party!

Let's F_CK T-shirt

Show this to enough women and you’re bound to get laid. The Lets F_CK All I need is U offensive t-shirt comes in all sizes and colors. Wear this outrageous shirt and play the numbers game!


Let's F CK!!!

Mad Men T-shirts - Official Mad Men Merchandise

Leave Don Draper speechless by showing your Mad Men love. Celebrate the award-winning original AMC series with official Mad Men t-shirts, sweatshirts and mugs. Featuring classic Mad Men logos and original art, official Mad Men merchandise will make you a classic.

Mad Men Gangbusters	Betty Draper Bored
Decolletage Joan Holloway	Old Fashioned Mad Men
Mad Men Pete Campbell	Mad Men Salvatore
Mad Men Peggy	Mad Men Don Draper
Madmen Truth Lies	Mad Men Philanderers
Mad Men	Mad Men Betty Draper

Capturing the essence of 1960s New York City, AMC’s stylized and provocative drama Mad Men follows the lives of the ruthlessly competitive men and women of the Madison Avenue advertising agency Sterling Cooper where key players mastermind the art of the sell.

Get a piece of Mad Men style with our officially licensed designs. The Mad Men store at Wicked Pissa Tees features t-shirts, stickers, hats, mugs, note cards and other gift items with original art such as the Mad Men Logo, Mad Men Truth Lies and Mad Men Sterling Cooper. Our ad execs cordially invite you to shop for quality Mad Men merchandise created by and for the Mad Men fan.

MILF T-shirt

This MILF t-shirt say it all... Mom I’d Like to Fuck! We all know at least one MILF, and she sure is hot! What’s better than a MILF? Someone who can take care of the kids, and still take care of herself! We love this extremely funny and some would say offensive t-shirt. Best new saying of the millennium!


MILF t-shirt

Ever Consider a Three-way?

Women love a funny guy and in today's world this isn’t even considered offensive! All it does is use a funny cartoon to ask what we are all thinking. Ever consider a three way?


3 way t-shirt

The Ass Family t-shirt

Show your family pride with The Ass Family t-shirt. Let people know about Jack Ass, Wise Ass, Smart Ass, Lazy Ass, and Dumb Ass! Every family has at least one ass, so let's finally let it out in the open and get your Ass Family t-shirts, bumper stickers, mugs, stickers, magnets, and more funny gifts!


The Ass Family

Also available with the family dog, Smells Like Ass!


The Ass Family

Bad Girls Don't Swallow t-shirt

Bad Girls don’t swallow… they spit it in your mouth! Ya gotta love this gross but offensively funny t-shirt! My friend used to say “I don’t care what they do with it, I’m all done with it.” That was true until I met a Bad Girl that doesn’t swallow!


Bad Girls Don't Swallow

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends t-shirt

Fuck You I have enough friends. Ok this is as simple as it gets… but hey, simple works right? This is the perfect offensive t-shirt to wear when you want to tell that friggin weird guy in apartment 2B what you really think. Fuck You!


Fuck You

Stoopid Monkey T-shirts - Stoopid Monkey Official Merchandise

Hey Stoopid, get your official Stoopid Monkey T-Shirts and Merchandise featuring graphics from Robot Chicken on Cartoon Networks Adult Swim.

Stoopid Monkey Sarlacc Swim	Space Monkey
Stoopid Monkey Blow up Doll	Stoopid Monkey Blowfish
Stoopid Monkey Mushroom Cloud	Stoopid Monkey I'm With Stupid
Stoopid Monkey Toilet	Stoopid Monkey Shaving
War is the Answer	Stoopid Monkey Reading
Stoopid Monkey	Stoopid Monkey Kitty Litter
Stoopid Monkey Brains

Established in 2005, Stoopid Monkey is the production company of Seth Green and Matthew Senreich. Stoopid Monkey is one of the producers of the Cartoon Network’s popular Adult Swim stop-motion animation series Robot Chicken (along with Shadow Machine Films, Sony Pictures Digital and Williams Street).

Every episode of Robot Chicken displays one of many Stoopid Monkey production logo stills following the credits; each depicting a cartoon monkey performing a foolish and/or life-threatening activity (or the aftermath of one) as an irritated Seth Green is heard saying, “Stupid monkey.” Each Stoopid Monkey graphic is lovingly rendered by artist/actor Adam Talbott.

Get your official Gold Label Stoopid Monkey Merchandise at Wicked Pissa Tees, and get Stoopid with a huge selection of Stoopid Monkey designs including Stoopid Monkey Mushroom Cloud, Stoopid Monkey Blowfish, Stoopid Monkey I’m With Stupid, Stoopid Monkey Brains and much, much more. Get your favorite on one of our quality products from t-shirts, hoodies, boxer shorts, buttons, calendars, even Stoopid Monkey throw pillows!