Funny Offensive T-shirts

Cougar Bait T-shirt

2010-11-21T09:05:00.000-05:00

We all know there's cougars out there, roaming the bars, looking for young blood. And if there's cougars out there looking for some fun, why not be the cougar bait? Wear your Cougar Bait funny t-shirt when you go out to the bars and let the cougars know that you're available.

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Cougar Bait

FU T-shirt

2010-11-20T10:09:00.000-05:00

You know what I like about this offensive t-shirt? It's like hangman with a hidden message... there is no question of what letter is missing. Go ahead and try it... “ A? no... E? no... O? nope... all it needs is U! Yup, all I need is you too! Of course if I’m to follow the t-shirt and fill in the blanks, it DOES spell FUCK YOU but hey whats a little FUCK YOU between friends right?!

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FU T-shirt

It's Friday Drink Up Bitches T-shirt

2010-11-19T09:44:00.002-05:00

It's Friday and it's time to party, so drink up bitches! Show everyone that you're ready to party with our great selection of drinking and party t-shirts... and remember, it's 5:00 somewhere!

It's Friday t-shirt

Masshole T-shirt

2010-11-18T19:33:00.000-05:00

Masshole - If you're from Boston, or have driven through Boston... then you've probably seen one or know one. Maybe you are a Masshole yourself!

So, you’re driving down a Boston street and someone cuts in your lane. You do what most people would do and yell “ASSHOLE!" Well you would be close, but not exactly correct. The correct label is Masshole, and we wear it proudly! So the next time you are trying to get thru the tunnel, and someone blatantly cuts you off... use the proper terminology and (while flipping him/her the bird) yell “MASSHOLE”! You may get your ass kicked, but at least you used proper etiquette.

If you're a true Masshole, get the Masshole t-shirt, and wear it with pride!

Mass Hole T-shirt

Camp Morningwood T-shirt

2010-11-17T08:46:00.000-05:00

C’mon ladies, there’s a reason we make a tent in the morning! Getting a hard-on in the morning is our way of saying “I Love You” without all the words. The Camp Morningwood t-shirt is straight forward, truthful, and down right funny! Don’t waste this perfect time to get a little action... jump on and have fun!

Camp Morningwood

Kiss My Ass and No Friggin Way T-shirt

2010-11-16T21:46:00.000-05:00

I live at the corner of Kiss My Ass and No Friggin Way! So if you want anything from me, you're shit out of luck.

If you don't like to take shit from anyone, just show your attitude with this funny offensive t-shirt!

Kiss My Ass Ave and No Friggin Way

Jesus Saves T-shirt

2010-11-15T08:42:00.002-05:00

Whenever I see this, I can't help but visualize the whole thing. Actually seeing Jesus playing hockey, (without a mask of course) making a save, passing the puck to Moses (who of course has a shaft and not a stick), dekes left, dekes right, shoots, SCORES!!!

Click below to get the ORIGINAL and now famous Jesus Saves T-Shirt!! (well, almost famous), designed by BurnTees. Find more great funny t-shirts by the top designers at Wicked Pissa Tees.

Jesus Saves, Passes to Moses, Shoots, Scores!

I Support Boston T-shirt

2010-11-14T08:32:00.000-05:00

Ask any baseball fan what is one of the oldest and most talked about rivalry in baseball, and they’ll say “Red Sox and Yankees”. Even people who don’t follow baseball know about this one! It can get way out of hand at the games too. Ever been in the middle of 30,000 people all yelling “YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!"? Its deafening! In fact Boston Fans hate the Yankees so much that we will support ANYONE that beats them!

Show your support for Boston with great Boston t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, and gifts! GO SOX!

I support Boston

Jackass Rhinestone T-shirts - 10 Years of Stupid

2010-11-13T08:03:00.001-05:00

Jackass is celebrating 10 years of stupid, so it's the perfect time to get your limited edition Jackass Rhinestone T-shirts! Get the gold or silver rhinestone skull and crutches design on white or black tees, or browse the full selection of cool Jackass t-shirts, including the 10 Years of Stupid t-shirt, Taking Stupid to a Whole New Dimension t-shirt, French Jackass, Italian Jackass, and the embroidered Jackass skull and crutches shirts!

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Silver Jackass Rhinestone Shirt by JACKASS

Gold Jackass Rhinestone Shirt by JACKASS

10 Years of Stupid by JACKASS t-shirts

I Have the Pussy, So I Make the Rules T-shirt

2010-11-12T08:53:00.000-05:00

I have the pussy so I make the rules. Ok ladies, we get it. It’s simple economics, supply and demand. Here’s the thing... we have no problem letting you make the rules, because you have the pussy. But you have to let us HAVE the pussy to make us FOLLOW the rules! And smile dammit, this is supposed to be fun!

I have the pussy, so I make the rules

Express your views on sex with funny adult humor t-shirts!

It's Always 420 Somewhere T-shirt

2010-11-11T08:36:00.000-05:00

It’s always 420 somewhere... so true so true. Why do we have to wait for 420? Why is 420 the world wide recognized time/symbol for pot smoking? Well we don’t have the space to explain it all, so look it up! It just may surprise you! If you’re a stoner, then you have Google it, or Yahoo it or Bing it, or whatever! I really don’t care. Now where’s my lighter?

It's Always 420 Somewhere T-shirt

Get your party on with our selection of drinking, pot smoking and party t-shirts at Wicked Pissa Tees!

Suggestive Oral Sex T-shirt

2010-11-10T08:29:00.000-05:00

How many times have you thought this but didn’t have the balls to say it... “All I’m sayin is you’re already down there”. Well, now you can get this funny offensive t-shirt and let them know what you think! I mean really, don’t they get it? As soon as she has her head even CLOSE to our crotch, it’s what we’re thinkin! “So hey, while you’re down there”...

Suggestive Oral Sex T-shirts

Fckn A T-shirt

2010-11-09T20:04:00.001-05:00

Very cheeky use of the stick figure guy fucking an “A”. Someone really had the light bulb on for this very imaginative and funny t-shirt. I know they say a picture says a thousand words, but in this case it says just 2 words... Fuckin A!

Fckn A T-Shirt

Tootsiepow T-shirt

2010-11-07T08:53:00.000-05:00

Wicked funny cartoon of the Tootsie Pop Owl getting smoked by the little kid, with the kid saying “That was MY candy!” I can’t believe we found a funny t-shirt that says what I’ve been thinking for years! Who the fuck did that bird think he was eating the kids lollypop? Every time I saw that commercial I’d think of how I’d bash in the owl's head if he did that to me... but maybe I’m different. You tell me.

Tootsiepow T-shirt

Wicked Pissa T-shirt

2010-11-03T09:21:00.000-04:00

So, let’s start this out with a classic Boston saying... Wicked Pissa! If you’re not from around here, then you should know that it means “awesome”. Anything can be wicked pissa, food, clothing, a good football game, a nice car, a chick's ass...

“How was the food at that new place?” “Wicked Pissa!”
”How’d you like to tap that ass?” ”Oh that would be WICKED PISSA!”

You get the idea...

Wicked Pissa T-shirt

Weeds T-shirts - Official Weeds Merchandise

2010-10-29T08:08:00.012-04:00

If you're Showtime series Weeds addict, get your chronic fix with official Weeds tees, shirts, mugs and gear. Choose from Weeds graphics and original designs including Weeds “Grow Business” t-shirts, Weeds “Medicinal Edibles” mugs, Weeds “I (Pot Leaf) Andy” totes and more.

“I’m not a dealer, I’m a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend.” –Nancy Botwin, Weeds

Weeds I (Pot Leaf) Andy

Weeds Nancy Botwin

Weeds Logo

Weeds Medicinal Edibles

Weeds Contains THC

Weeds Caution

Weeds Renmar Beachband

Weeds

Weeds "Agrestic Bakery"

Weeds "Grow Business"

Weeds Maternity World

Putting the herb in suburb, the hit Showtime dramedy Weeds is about suburban mom Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) who turns marijuana dealer after her husband suddenly dies of a heart attack and she’s forced to make ends meet. The effects of each poor choice Nancy makes extends to her family and friends as maneuvers to dig herself out of each perpetual mess.

Created by Jenji Kohan, Weeds is produced by Lionsgate Television for the Showtime Network. The show’s amazing ensemble cast includes Parker, Doug Nealon, Justin Kirk and Elizabeth Perkins. Parker won a Golden Globe® Award for her performance and Weeds has been nominated for a notable 19 Emmy® Awards and 10 Golden Globes®.

The official Weeds Merchandise store at Wicked Pissa Tees includes many of the classic visuals from the show including the Weeds logo, Agrestic Bakery, and Chris Died for Your Sins. Achieve that chronic fix by scoring your favorite design on any of our Weeds t-shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, totes, stickers, and more.

The Stranger T-shirt

2010-10-28T07:59:00.001-04:00

Adult Film Rental = $10.00
Tube of Lube = $6.00
Making your arm go to sleep, so it feels like a "stranger" is doing it = Priceless

Ah yes, the "stranger" masturbation! You've done it... admit it. Don't be shy to let everyone know with this funny adult humor t-shirt!

Ass Man T-shirt

2010-10-24T08:49:00.013-04:00

Are you an Ass Man? Some guys are breast men, and some are ass men... so show your preference with the funny Ass Man T-shirt! I like to wear this one, because I'm more of a Super Ass Man!

LMAO T-shirt

2010-10-22T12:20:00.001-04:00

LMAO… Laughing my ass off. It’s the reply to a lot of the texting you see nowadays. This hilarious tee not only says you’re hip to the new scene with the kids, but it’s friggin funny too! The cartoon of the guy with his ass laughed off is great! Buy one for the office Christmas grab, or give one to a friend just for the fun of it. Twenty years from now this funny t-shirt will be known as a classic and you’ll be able to say “I got this shirt when we still used texting!”

LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off

See You Next Tuesday T-shirt

2010-10-20T08:09:00.000-04:00

See You Next Tuesday! Well we all know what this means… I used to work on a construction crew that worked a four-day week. We took Mondays off, so every Friday the boss would tell us "See You next Tuesday"! It made the whole week worth it just to hear and/or say it! Gotta love it when you can say cunt and get away with it even if it is in the form of "See you next Tuesday"! Too bad I didn't have one of these offensive t-shirts to wear on Fridays!

See You Next Tuesday T-shirt

Elect Mike Hawk T-shirt

2010-10-18T08:38:00.001-04:00

Elect Mike Hawk. Yup folks it’s that time of the year. Voting time! And I can’t think of a better candidate than Mike Hawk! He’s HARD on criminals, He is for LONG sentences. Some say he’s a bit COCKY, and a bit flaccid on some of the issues. But we feel he will show the people that he is the right man for the job. Enjoy our offensive political humor, and remember to vote for Mike Hawk!

Elect Mike Hawk t-shirt

When Life Gives You Lemons T-shirt

2010-10-16T20:39:00.002-04:00

When live gives you lemons, get a bottle of tequila and some salt! Make your day better with a few tequila shots, and get out there and party your sorrow away! Wear one of our funny drinking t-shirts and you'll be the life of the party!

Let's F_CK T-shirt

2010-10-15T20:45:00.001-04:00

Show this to enough women and you’re bound to get laid. The Lets F_CK All I need is U offensive t-shirt comes in all sizes and colors. Wear this outrageous shirt and play the numbers game!

Let's F CK!!!

Mad Men T-shirts - Official Mad Men Merchandise

2010-10-14T09:27:00.001-04:00

Leave Don Draper speechless by showing your Mad Men love. Celebrate the award-winning original AMC series with official Mad Men t-shirts, sweatshirts and mugs. Featuring classic Mad Men logos and original art, official Mad Men merchandise will make you a classic.

Mad Men Gangbusters

Betty Draper Bored

Decolletage Joan Holloway

Old Fashioned Mad Men

Mad Men Pete Campbell

Mad Men

Capturing the essence of 1960s New York City, AMC’s stylized and provocative drama Mad Men follows the lives of the ruthlessly competitive men and women of the Madison Avenue advertising agency Sterling Cooper where key players mastermind the art of the sell.

Get a piece of Mad Men style with our officially licensed designs. The Mad Men store at Wicked Pissa Tees features t-shirts, stickers, hats, mugs, note cards and other gift items with original art such as the Mad Men Logo, Mad Men Truth Lies and Mad Men Sterling Cooper. Our ad execs cordially invite you to shop for quality Mad Men merchandise created by and for the Mad Men fan.

MILF T-shirt

2010-10-13T09:12:00.002-04:00

This MILF t-shirt say it all... Mom I’d Like to Fuck! We all know at least one MILF, and she sure is hot! What’s better than a MILF? Someone who can take care of the kids, and still take care of herself! We love this extremely funny and some would say offensive t-shirt. Best new saying of the millennium!

MILF t-shirt

Ever Consider a Three-way?

2010-10-12T08:50:00.002-04:00

Women love a funny guy and in today's world this isn’t even considered offensive! All it does is use a funny cartoon to ask what we are all thinking. Ever consider a three way?

3 way t-shirt

The Ass Family t-shirt

2010-10-11T10:20:00.000-04:00

Show your family pride with The Ass Family t-shirt. Let people know about Jack Ass, Wise Ass, Smart Ass, Lazy Ass, and Dumb Ass! Every family has at least one ass, so let's finally let it out in the open and get your Ass Family t-shirts, bumper stickers, mugs, stickers, magnets, and more funny gifts!

The Ass Family

Also available with the family dog, Smells Like Ass!

The Ass Family

Bad Girls Don't Swallow t-shirt

2010-10-11T09:27:00.001-04:00

Bad Girls don’t swallow… they spit it in your mouth! Ya gotta love this gross but offensively funny t-shirt! My friend used to say “I don’t care what they do with it, I’m all done with it.” That was true until I met a Bad Girl that doesn’t swallow!

Bad Girls Don't Swallow

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends t-shirt

2010-10-10T08:24:00.000-04:00

Fuck You I have enough friends. Ok this is as simple as it gets… but hey, simple works right? This is the perfect offensive t-shirt to wear when you want to tell that friggin weird guy in apartment 2B what you really think. Fuck You!

Fuck You

Stoopid Monkey T-shirts - Stoopid Monkey Official Merchandise

2010-10-09T17:08:00.000-04:00

Hey Stoopid, get your official Stoopid Monkey T-Shirts and Merchandise featuring graphics from Robot Chicken on Cartoon Networks Adult Swim.

Stoopid Monkey Sarlacc Swim

Space Monkey

Stoopid Monkey Blow up Doll

Stoopid Monkey Blowfish

Stoopid Monkey Mushroom Cloud

Stoopid Monkey I'm With Stupid

Stoopid Monkey Toilet

Stoopid Monkey Shaving

War is the Answer

Stoopid Monkey Reading

Stoopid Monkey

Stoopid Monkey Kitty Litter

Stoopid Monkey Brains

Established in 2005, Stoopid Monkey is the production company of Seth Green and Matthew Senreich. Stoopid Monkey is one of the producers of the Cartoon Network’s popular Adult Swim stop-motion animation series Robot Chicken (along with Shadow Machine Films, Sony Pictures Digital and Williams Street).

Every episode of Robot Chicken displays one of many Stoopid Monkey production logo stills following the credits; each depicting a cartoon monkey performing a foolish and/or life-threatening activity (or the aftermath of one) as an irritated Seth Green is heard saying, “Stupid monkey.” Each Stoopid Monkey graphic is lovingly rendered by artist/actor Adam Talbott.

Get your official Gold Label Stoopid Monkey Merchandise at Wicked Pissa Tees, and get Stoopid with a huge selection of Stoopid Monkey designs including Stoopid Monkey Mushroom Cloud, Stoopid Monkey Blowfish, Stoopid Monkey I’m With Stupid, Stoopid Monkey Brains and much, much more. Get your favorite on one of our quality products from t-shirts, hoodies, boxer shorts, buttons, calendars, even Stoopid Monkey throw pillows!

Fisting T-shirt

2010-10-09T08:26:00.002-04:00

Nothing says “I love you” quite like fisting. Extremely funny and offensive t-shirt! Your friends won’t know exactly what to say when they read this shirt... it's only dirty if your mind is in the gutter!

Fisting t-shirt

Look All You Want t-shirt

2010-10-08T09:21:00.001-04:00

Finally a women who understands men! The Look all you want... They’re real... They’re faboulous t-shirt not only says she is proud of her tits, but understands that all men want to do is appreciate the beauty of the breasts! Help spread the word… buy this wonderfully funny t-shirt today, please!

Look all you want boys

My Wife Really Sucks t-shirt

2010-10-07T09:16:00.010-04:00

My wife really sucks... that's why I love her! The key to getting away with this offensive t-shirt is in the small text. Don’t miss out on getting a little from your wife by wearing this humorous shirt!

My wife really sucks t-shirt

Grilled Cheesus T-shirt

2010-10-06T17:15:00.000-04:00

Last night on Glee, Finn finds an image of Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich... and today, Grilled Cheesus is the #1 topic on the internet! Pray to the Grilled Cheesus with a funny Grilled Cheesus t-shirt!

Grilled Cheesus t-shirt

Poo Nan's Massage Parlor T-shirt

2010-10-06T10:15:00.000-04:00

Poo Nan’s Happy Ending Massage Parlor. In our opinion the only way to end a massage is with a smile on your face and a load in her hand! Have this funny and suggestive t-shirt on hand for you next “third date” and let her know what you really expect!

Poo Nan's Massage Parlor T-shirt

Happy Taco Day!

2010-10-05T11:59:00.000-04:00

In honor of Taco day… yes today is officially Taco day. We offer you this Funny Pink Taco shirt!

Pink Taco… The Natural Sandwich… an all natural, truly organic alternative to pork, chicken, beef and fish! And technically its Kosher and Vegan! So “go down” to your local corner and pick yourself up a nice PINK TACO!

Pink Tacos t-shirt

True Love Funny T-shirt

2010-10-05T11:11:00.000-04:00

You know what they say… a picture says a thousand words. This wicked funny t-shirt says it all. Men love with their dicks and women love with their hearts. But don’t misunderstand us ladies… we love you with all our soul… our souls just happens to be in our dicks!

True Love

Master Baiter T-shirt

2010-10-04T10:01:00.000-04:00

It's not something we men usually advertise, but why not? Join the movement and get your Master Baiter t-shirt! By wearing this humorous and semi-offensive t-shirt, we show the world that enjoying yourself isn’t wrong and it feels good! We're talking about fishing, of course. Makes a great gift for your favorite fisherman!

Master Baiter t-shirt by Wicked Pissa Tees

Mullet T-shirts

2010-09-22T00:35:00.004-04:00

I used to have a one! Mullets: Business in the front, Party in the back. The haircut that has best of both worlds. Get this funny Mullet t-shirt for your next party!

Mullets t-shirt

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Mike Hunt's Diving School t-shirt

2010-09-19T00:32:00.000-04:00

If you like diving, you'll love Mike Hunt's Diving School t-shirt. Learn from the pros... because when you go down, experience counts!

Mike Hunt's Diving School

Facebook Humor t-shirts

2010-09-14T23:31:00.013-04:00

Great facebook humor about your girlfriend! Sex with your girlfriend... 82 people like this (and I'm one of them)! You'll be sure to offend plenty of people with this funny offensive t-shirt!

College Humor 'Sex with your girlfriend' t-shirt

Your Mom's Like a Hoover t-shirt

2010-09-12T23:22:00.001-04:00

Yes, we're back on your mom again... we can't help it, she's so easy! But seriously, your mom's like a hoover... turn her on and she'll suck all day!

Your Mom's Like A Hoover t-shirt

I'm Here for the Gang Bang t-shirt

2010-06-07T22:59:00.000-04:00

Hysterical party t-shirt! I'm here for the gang bang... also a funny line from the movie, Old School!

I'm here for the Gang Bang t-shirt

My Muff is Warm and Furry t-shirt

2010-05-20T22:58:00.001-04:00

My muff is warm and furry - great adult humor t-shirt! This tribute to winter hand warmers is rendered in retro colors and distressed for a vintage look.

My Muff Is Warm And Furry t-shirt

Phat Dong Chinese Restaurant T-shirt

2010-05-12T22:54:00.008-04:00

Phat Dong really fills you up! Get the Phat Dong always delicious t-shirt to show your love for Phat Dong!

Phat Dong t-shirt

Find more great adult humor tees at Wicked Pissa Tees

I Pull Out t-shirt

2010-04-09T22:16:00.001-04:00

Get the classic corkscrew design on the I Pull Out t-shirt! Great for parties to let them know how considerate you are.

I Pull Out t-shirt

For more great laughs, check out our full selection of funny and offensive t-shirts at Wicked Pissa Tees!

Funny Taxidermy t-shirt

2010-04-07T00:11:00.001-04:00

Do you know Big Willie? Do you need something stuffed? Big Willie is you man. He has been stuffing beavers for over 30 years. Taxidermy Rules!

Taxidermy t-shirt

Naughty T-shirts

2010-04-05T22:54:00.001-04:00

Do you have special skills you'd like to talk about at the next party or night out? Show your under-cover skills with the hilarious I Can Do That Thing With My Tongue And The Cherry Stem t-shirt! There's nothing like a naughty t-shirt to start the conversation!

Tongue and Cherry Stem t-shirt

Bad Girls Don't Swallow t-shirt

2010-04-03T22:48:00.001-04:00

Are you a good girl, or a bad girl? We thought that good girls don't swallow, until we saw the Bad Girls Don't Swallow, They Spit it in Your Mouth t-shirt! Show the world that you're a bad girl with this extremely offensive t-shirt!

Bad Girls Don't Swallow t-shirt

Something Really Swell t-shirt

2010-04-01T21:29:00.000-04:00

Hey, wanna see something really swell? Just come a little closer, and I'll show you! Naughty t-shirts with a bit of adult humor, and a funny vintage design.

Something Really Swell t-shirt by Wicked Pissa Tees

Fukitol t-shirt

2009-03-28T22:21:00.002-04:00

Depressed?
Over Worked?
Job Suck?
Unapreciatead?
Family Problems?
Money Worries?

Well, here is a pill for you!

When life just blows... FUKITOL!

Fukitol t-shirt

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Funny Bluetooth t-shirt

2009-03-27T14:14:00.002-04:00

If you can't stand the idiots walking around with that stupid bluetooth attached to their ear, help us get the message out with this funny t-shirt that says "No, That Doesn't Make You Look Any Cooler Dickhead"!

Funny Bluetooth t-shirt

Eat Pussy t-shirt

2009-03-26T23:48:00.002-04:00

Here's an offensive t-shirt that some people won't get. That's what makes it so funny! Get the Eat Pussy t-shirt, and make people try to figure it out.

Eat Pussy t-shirt

Bitch Set Me Up t-shirt

2009-03-25T00:23:00.002-04:00

A new spin on the famous Marion Barry quote, the Bitch Set Me Up t-shirt is perfect for divorcees, and it also makes a great bachelor party t-shirt!

Bitch Set Me Up t-shirt

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Offensive Jersey t-shirt

2009-03-23T21:17:00.002-04:00

I heard that Jersey girls are easy, and I just found out it's true. Been there, done that, and got the t-shirt...

Jersey Sucking Dick t-shirt

What Happens in Your Mom's Mouth

2009-03-20T00:20:00.007-04:00

OK, so we're back on your mom again. We can't help it... she's just so damn easy.

Who cares what happens in Vegas? This offensive t-shirt says "if your mom is willing to blow me, I won't tell anyone" and it's funny at the same time. Get a shirt, button, sticker or mug. A great put down design.

What Happens in Your Mom's Mouth t-shirt

Fear No Evil t-shirt

2009-03-19T14:16:00.003-04:00

"Yea as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil... for I am the baddest motherfucker in the valley."

Show your attitude with this funny offensive t-shirt, and nobody will fuck with you.

I Fear No Evil t-shirt

Most Offensive St. Patrick's Day t-shirt

2009-03-17T20:00:00.006-04:00

We found it... The #1 Most Offensive St. Patrick's Day t-shirt on the internet!

"Kiss me on the head of my shaft while massaging my testicles with coco butter and pinching my nipples as I build towards orgasm on your face, I'm Irish"

Even if she just does the first thing, it's still pretty cool. Here's to a Happy St. Patrick's Day... and a happy ending!

Kiss Me I'm Irish t-shirt

Naughty St. Patrick's Day t-shirt

2009-03-09T00:44:00.009-04:00

Don't forget to wear your shamrocks when you go out on St. Patrick's Day! Get the Naughty Shamrocks t-shirt with the lucky leprechaun, and make them wonder what he's trying to hide!

Last chance for St. Patrick's Day t-shirts, with a FREE upgrade to 2-day shipping!

Naughty Shamrocks t-shirt by Wicked Pissa Tees

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I Wanna Mount You t-shirt

2009-03-08T22:14:00.005-04:00

Forget the dew, I'd rather do you! Who wants to get vertical with extreme sports, and highly caffeinated sodas?

Get the I Wanna Mount You t-shirt, and get horizontal instead!

I Wanna Mount You t-shirt

Simon Says You're An Asshole!

2009-03-05T23:58:00.005-05:00

Simon's not the only one!

Go retro with the Simon Says You're An Asshole t-shirt. Cool vintage game design on this funny offensive t-shirt is sure to get plenty of laughs! They won't even realize that you're calling them all assholes!

Offensive humor t-shirts

Fuck Off I'm Irish t-shirt

2009-03-04T13:40:00.004-05:00

OK, since we're on an Irish kick, we couldn't resist... If you don't like it, Fuck Off I'm Irish!

Show your Irish pride on St. Patrick's Day or anytime with the Fuck Off I'm Irish t-shirt! If you offend anyone, Fuck 'em... they shouldn't be out on St. Patrick's day anyway!

Fuck Off I'm Irish t-shirt

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Fuck Me I'm Irish t-shirt

2009-03-02T15:31:00.005-05:00

Our favorite offensive St. Patrick's Day t-shirt has to be the Fuck Me I'm Irish t-shirt! It's perfect for guys or girls to wear while crawling the pubs drinking their green beer!

Forget the Kiss Me I'm Irish tees, and even the Blow Me I'm Irish shirts... You're out there to get drunk and fuck, so let's be clear about it. Nobody is going to remember by tomorrow anyway.

Fuck Me I'm Irish t-shirt

Blow Me I'm Irish t-shirt

2009-03-01T15:23:00.003-05:00

Why get a Kiss Me I'm Irish t-shirt for St. Patrick's Day, when you can wear a Blow Me I'm Irish t-shirt? Would you rather have a kiss or a blowjob? Let's be honest about what we really want, and see what kind of response you get while pub crawling on St. Patrick's Day!

Blow me I'm Irish t-shirt

Check out our entire line of Funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirts!

Crude t-shirts

2009-02-18T21:44:00.006-05:00

OK, random topic today... but I was chatting with a friend on facebook, and she mentioned that she had to trim her bush... at that point, I had to log off and send her a link to this...

Razors... Because Shag Carpet Was SO 70's t-shirt

I won't mention any names... but you know who you are, you skanky hoe... forget the razor, go get a bikini wax!

Kiss My Ass it's Irish t-shirt

2009-02-15T14:54:00.002-05:00

Get ready for St. Patrick's Day with funny & offensive Irish t-shirts! Our favorite shirt to show your Irish pride is the Kiss My Ass It's Irish t-shirt! Let the world know that if they don't appreciate leprechauns and green beer, they can just kiss you ass!

Kiss My Ass It's Irish t-shirt by Wicked Pissa Tees

How to Get a Boyfriend t-shirt

2009-02-13T01:25:00.009-05:00

To all of you ladies who are bitching and moaning about how you don't have anyone to celebrate Valentine's Day with... listen up! It's really not that hard to get a man. Just follow these 3 rules on how to get a boyfriend:

1. Dress like a slut
2. Laugh at our jokes
3. Put out on the first date

How to Get a Boyfriend t-shirt

Oh yeah, and quit your bitchin'... nobody wants to hear it.

You Suck t-shirt

2009-02-10T01:27:00.004-05:00

People suck. If you're a people hater, then you know what I'm talking about. Have you ever wanted to get in someones face and scream "YOU SUCK"? Well, now you can with the You Suck t-shirt!

Now you won't have to waste your breath on people who suck. Just stand in front of them. They'll get the message.

Your Girlfriend Fucks Like a Champ

2009-02-07T22:46:00.005-05:00

OK... we'll get off your mom for a few minutes, but only because we need to tell you something serious...

Your girlfriend fucks like a champ! She really does. So, today we're wearing the Your Girlfriend Fucks Like a Champ t-shirt to let everyone know.

By the way, I taught her that thing you like.

Your Mom Rated E for Everyone

2009-02-05T22:33:00.008-05:00

So, speaking of your mom... we heard she's been "Rated E" for everyone! Actually everyone heard.

This one has been around for a while, but it always makes me laugh. See how many people you can piss off with the Your Mom Rated E for Everyone t-shirt!

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Goodbye T-shirt Hell!

2009-02-02T21:37:00.006-05:00

T-shirt Hell is closing it's doors. If you can appreciate truly offensive humor, you know who we're talking about. For those who don't have a clue, you can read the news at Tech Crunch.

T-shirt Hell will certainly be missed by those who aren't afraid to show their sense of humor. We hope to help those on the quest for funny & offensive tees, by continuing to provide the funniest & most offensive t-shirts on the web. To those who can't handle it, we have the same statement as Mr. Megatron did... Fuck You!

and to Mr. Sunshine Megatron...

Tell Your Mom I Said Thanks t-shirt

Anti-Valentine Fuck Off t-shirt

2009-01-30T15:03:00.002-05:00

If you're against the forced romance of Valentine's Day, show it with the funniest candy heart we've seen! Make a statement with the Fuck Off t-shirt! The message doesn't get any clearer than this.

Anti Valentine's t-shirt

I Need Head t-shirt

2009-01-24T14:33:00.005-05:00

I need head, so do you... what guy doesn't? Ask for your blowjob with the I need head t-shirts & gifts! You need head, your dick needs head... wear the t-shirt.

My Other Shirt is at Your Mom's

2009-01-22T14:27:00.004-05:00

My Other Shirt is at Your Mom's - It doesn't get more offensive than talking about your mom! By the way, tell your mom I want my shirt back.

My other shirt is at your Mom's t-shirt

Available on several styles and colors, including t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, tank tops & more!

SL_T All I Need is U

2009-01-18T13:46:00.004-05:00

SL_T All I Need is U t-shirt - perfect offensive t-shirt for offending women everywhere! Wear it to the next party to share your new pick-up line! Available in several styles & colors.

Who needs big tits

2009-01-17T00:44:00.005-05:00

Who needs big tits, when you got an ass like this! Sexy t-shirt just for her, with printing on the back and front of shirt.

Check out the complete selection of Sexy T-shirts at Wicked Pissa Tees!

Save a Tree Eat a Beaver

2009-01-13T12:17:00.001-05:00

Get the popular Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver t-shirt, with an image of a sweet little beaver. Now, who doesn't love a sweet little beaver?

Save a tree eat a beaver

Boston Speak T-shirt

2009-01-10T21:38:00.007-05:00

At Wicked Pissa Tees, we can appreciate a great Boston t-shirt! Only a Boston lover can understand why it's wicked pissa! Here's one of our favorites:

Boston Speak t-shirts & gifts. Funny Boston accent or slang sayings on t-shirts and gifts. If you're from the Boston area, you'll need no translation. The perfect gift for the New Englander

Suppah: Dinner for most
Bubbluh: A public water fountain
Pahk: Recreational area in a city, a park
Yahd: Yard
Pahluh: Living room
No SUH!: Really?!?
Na-ah: No Way!
Tonic: What other people call soda
Beeah: Beer
Lickah: Booze, liquor
Gahbidge: Trash
Foddy Dollus: Forty dollars
Squayuh: The center part of town
B'daydas: Mashed, fried or baked potatos
Pete Sir: Most say pizza
Totally wicked: Beyond really good, awesome
Wistah: Worcester, MA
Ba Ba: He cuts your hair

Nice Rack t-shirt

2009-01-09T10:10:00.001-05:00

Do you have a nice rack, big boobs, or great tits? Show them off with the Nice Rack t-shirt!

Nice Rack t-shirt

Funny t-shirt for women, and a great gag gift for guys who love to hunt!

Ultimate Pick Up Lines

2009-01-07T12:31:00.002-05:00

If you're going out, be sure to have your pick up lines ready! Perfect for loud bars not conducive to talking, this shirt gives you some game with this classic Ultimate Pick-Up Lines design. Looks best on dark t-shirts!

Vote for Mike Hunt t-shirt

2009-01-05T13:01:00.003-05:00

The voting is over, but we'll always have a special place in our heart for Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt. I hope they run again in the next election, they sure would make a great team.

Vote for Mike Hawk t-shirt

Vote for Mike Hunt t-shirt

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck

2009-01-03T22:55:00.007-05:00

I can't think of a better shirt for our first blog post! We hope to bring you the funniest and most offensive t-shirts we can find on the web. If it's out there, we'll do our best to add it to the shop.

So, if you have a problem with offensive humor... Fuck You!

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck t-shirt - Don't sugar coat it. Say what you fucking mean. You fucker.